1. This is a 100% real picture of you in the future.

2. Things that are normally for human children are now for your golden retrievers…

3. …because your golden retriever is your child.

4. No matter where you are, no matter what streets you have to cross, if you see a golden retriever you MUST say hello to him.

5. Golden retrievers flock to you as if they innately understand that you are a crazy golden retriever person.

6. You are a hit with every golden retriever you meet.

7. You have trouble finding a significant other because nobody is as great as your golden retriever.

8. This is your ideal family dinner.

9. You’ve skipped going out tons of times because leaving your golden retriever is too painful.

10. You spend tons of money on golden retriever toys and beds that either get destroyed or remain unused.

11. You get REALLY excited when the weekend comes so you can spend all of your time with your golden retrievers.

12. Some people have names picked out for their children. You have names picked out for your future golden retrievers.

13. So even though people might think you’re a little nuts…

14. …it doesn’t matter, because golden retrievers know you’re great!

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